things to do in denver when youʼre dead
A humorous take on the classic "things to do in [city] when you’re dead" list. Here are some tongue-in-cheek suggestions for things to do in Denver when you’re deceased:
- Visit the 16th Street Mall, but only in a ghostly state: Stroll through the pedestrian mall, taking in the sights and sounds of the city, but without the need for a physical body.
- Explore the Denver Art Museum’s afterlife exhibit: A special gallery dedicated to the art of being dead, featuring works by local artists who have transcended mortality.
- Take a tour of the Colorado State Capitol building, but only at night: When the living are asleep, the ghosts of former lawmakers can give you a behind-the-scenes look at the state’s history.
- Enjoy a spectral view of the Rocky Mountains: From the comfort of your eternal afterlife, watch the sun rise and set over the majestic mountains, without the need for a physical body to appreciate the view.
- Visit the Denver Botanic Gardens, but only in the dead of night: When the living are gone, the ghosts of former gardeners can show you the secrets of the plant kingdom.
- Attend a ghostly concert at the Ogden Theatre: The spirits of former musicians can perform an otherworldly set, featuring the sounds of the afterlife.
- Go on a spectral hike in Red Rocks Park: Explore the natural beauty of the park, but without the need for a physical body to hike the trails.
- Visit the History Colorado Center, but only in a spectral state: Learn about the history of Denver and the state, but without the need for a physical presence.
- Take a ghostly ride on the Union Station trolley: When the living are gone, the spirits of former passengers can show you the sights of the city.
- Attend a ghostly festival in LoDo: The spirits of former revelers can celebrate the afterlife in style, with music, food, and drink (or lack thereof).
Remember, these are just humorous suggestions, and the afterlife is a mysterious and unpredictable place.
